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matt & kellee are moving to indiana today. honestly, they’re two of the most creative and hilarious people i’ve ever met and i consider myself extremely lucky to have them in my life over the past three years and we’re losing a bandmate, crafting partner, diner buddies and best friends. matt & kellee tell some some classic stories. one of my favorite matt stories is about the time he was in a crowded elevator in atlantic city. like, dangerously crowded. they stop at the second to last floor and the door opens to reveal a huge, huge woman who would like to get on. there is an uneasy silence that lasts for an eternity. as the woman makes a move to enter the elevator, this guy from the back of the car yells, “whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoaWHOA! you ain’t gettin’ on here! as fat as you IS!” we are truly going to miss those two.